Fake Product Name Challenge

We’re going to be creating all sorts of fake product labels to use in the back of shots, and thought it’d be fun to put out a challenge to our fans. Give us your best spoofs on grocery store products, Mork instead of Spam, Fantastic’os instead of Spagetti’os, and even fake products you wish they made, the sky’s the limit (but remember, there are kids present, all winks must be sly).

Here’s some examples to get you going:

Popsi
Powdered Syrup Balls
Blastos
Range-Top
White & White Flour
Heroios
Bonkers Coffee
Sucre Deth Candies
Scaries Cereal
Let’s Be Friends Cereal

Send your contributions to jeremy.mackie@gmail.com, those selected get credits as Fake Product Designers and infamy on IMDB.